Tonight you're going to see a special story.
A pop star and her fight for love and glory.
We wish it was a little bit more gory!
But they said we had to tell a family story.
In the tale we tell not everything is fair.
And someone gets some news they cannot bare.
You blow the end I'll kick your diary air!
OK. OK. Our story starts in there!
In there. In there. In there.
I'm not going your way, I'm not going your way
And when you're talking to me
don't wanna hear the words that you say
I'm not going your way, I'm not going your way
I keep blind keep telling you
telling you baby I'm just having fun just having fun
And I'm just having fun, I'm just having fun
Hey guys uh
Y'all sound great it's just
I mean the lyrics... I wrote them a month ago
and they're starting to sound as tired as
one of my dad's "back when I was in a band" stories.
You know back when I was in a band -
we didn't have cheese near this fancy
We had nacho cheese.
That's the cheese that we'd steal from ZZ Top's dressing room.
There's some dude came up to me and said, hey
that's not yo-cheese.
Hey Hannah you know the lyrics aren't that bad.
Yeah but they're not that good either.
I'm not going your way, I'm not going your way
I was only kidding. You look really pretty.
Oh don't think I didn't notice you
bailing on the one you said you love.
Oliver, Lily is the one who loves you OK.
Lola is dating Justin Timberlake according to
some internet rumor I have no idea who started.
Hey guys - y'all can take off.
I've still got a little work to do on the lyrics.
A little work?
That's like saying Taylor Swift is a little bit cute.
Oh what - you can fake date and I can't?
-Yeah. -...OK.
Hey, wanna grab some lunch?
Hey Jesse... you know that's really sweet
but you know I kind of make it a thing
not to date guys in my band...
so if at some point you want to have lunch...
you know that's cool but you know... just not "have lunch".
OK yeah... cool.
What are you doing?
OK. If I were you
I'd be grabbing lunch and staying for dessert.
That'd be Lola talking right?
Sure.
Listen, you know... I know Jesse's really cute but...
he's got a rep as a real player and
my dad told me to steer clear of 'em.
So... you're not going to date 'that guy'
just because...
That's nacho cheese...get it!
...that guy told you not to?
Absolutely.
Why aren't you answering?
It's nobody.
-No, you're not seriously telling me that -Telling you what?
-I knew you'd be this way! -What way?
-Well how could you be so stupid! -Why is she stupid?
-Lily, you don't understand. -I don't understand anything.
Hi Jake!
Hey Miley!
I'm done filming for today.
You want to meet at the usual place?
It's Lily!
I mean ah... your order of meat is ready at the usual place.
Miley away.
Bye bye!
I forgot to tell you.
I'm dating Jake Ryan!
What?
Oh keep up!
You get the limo out front.
Hottest styles, every shoe, every color.
Yea when your famous it can be kinda fun.
It's really you but no one ever discovers.
Who would've thought that a girl like me
would double as a superstar?
You get the best of both worlds.
Chill it out, take it slow,
then you rock out the show.
You get the best of both worlds.
Mix it all together and you know that
It's the best of both worlds.
Hannah Montana S03E18 He Could Be The One
How could you not tell us?
Look, I wanted to tell you, but
I mean after everything that Jake and I have gone through
I just knew that you would say...
You are making the biggest mistake of your life!
Yes, yes... but then I would have continued and said,
you know, it's your life,
and if that's what makes you happy, then who am I to judge?
I mean, the heart, wants what it wants.
Even if it's some... you know,
goofy, klutzy guy who's not half as cool as he thinks he is.
-Ain't that the truth... -Yeah
Wait a minute, we're still talking about Jake aren't we...
Sure.
Look, guys, it's not like I totally caved into Jake,
I mean I made him work for it, I made him beg.
Miley!
I wouldn't blame you, if you never wanted to see me again...
but...
Jake!
Yep. Miley Stewart kept her dignity!
Good for you.
I'm just amazed that your dad's cool with it,
after everything he put you through,
I mean, the whole, I kissed you, I'm leaving...
I love you, I'm leaving.
I'm spending the rest of my life with Traci, psych.
Oh please. Like she told her dad,
I mean it's probably been nothing but secret meetings,
and late-night phone calls,
oh and, I bet they even have code names for each other
like "Falcon" and "Snowbird".
You are so wrong!
It's Anakin and Queen Amidala.
So, I mean what are you going to do?
I mean, you can't keep this secret from your dad forever.
I'm not gonna, I just gotta continue to
work on Jake's image...
look at this.
I got my publicity guy to get Jake Ryan
and a pet adoption,
in the front page of the newspaper.
(Jake Ryan mugs for pugs)
Dad loves dogs and I'm going to put this in the bathroom
where Dad does his, you know... heavy reading.
Not your cheese!
Come on man, that's funny stuff!
I swear your band has no sense of humour.
You ready to go?
-Look. -Oh, look at that little puppy.
Isn't he cute?
So cute.
Now, let's get you away from
that miserable punk who broke my daughters heart!
There.
All better.
Well their plan didn't work with the pictures of Jake,
and she's wondering now what on Earth it will take,
to make her dad like her beau, should she bake him a cake?
-But wait, he likes pie. -Yes, you're right, my mistake.
Talk about your sweet niblets! This looks incredible.
Well, if all this...
and... Mamaw's award-winning boysenberry pie
isn't going to soften Dad up for the big Jake news...
I don't know what will.
Hey, you know what would really soften it up.
If you dug out your old kitty sweater
that he got you for your fourteenth birthday...
...oh my.
Now that's commitment.
Tell me about it. But argh...
if you see me turning blue,
grab one of these butter knives and
cut me out of this poly cotton death trap.
Yeah sure You got it.
Mmm, hey this is really good, what is it?
Oh, it's dad's favourite, it's argh... catfish stew.
-What's this? -No, no, no, no!
Oh this is great!
It really bursts with flavour.
That's the eyeball!
Hey! That's the best part!
Now I'm going to have to give dad the other one.
Excuse me, I'm just gonna go argh...
walk through the carwash with my mouth open!
Lily! Hey... how you been?
Nah, don't you 'how you been' me, Anakin. OK.
I got my eye on you.
And so does that stew!
Jake, what are you doing here,
my dad's going to be home any minute.
I don't care, I...
Whoa. That sweater... is adorable.
I'm only wearing it because my dad gave it to me, but,
thanks for the fake compliment.
Good boyfriend stuff, keep it up.
Well the meow of you too!
That was my sweater!
Seriously, you 'gotta get out of here before my dad sees you.
No, no, no. Look, I don't care if he sees me.
I'm tired of sneaking around behind his back,
we need to tell him.
And we will.
You know I've just gotta give him a spoonful of catfish and...
my eyeball!
What?
Never mind.
Just, you 'gotta trust me on this Jake.
I'm gonna feed him, and then,
I'm going to close the deal by argh...
showing him this movie
about a dad who hates the guy that he's daughter's dating,
but learns to love him anyways.
I was up for that part!
But apparently Shia LaBuff
has bigger box office appeal.
Dad's home!
I mean my box office is just as big as his!
Oh, sure it is honey, we'll talk about that later.
OK but I'm coming back after the movie
whether it works or not. We're telling your Dad.
OK, OK, just leave!
Because when Jake Ryan loves a girl, he...
...Never gives up! I get it! Get out.
Bye
Actors!
Yee doggies! Is that catfish stew I smell?
Surprise Daddy!
Now, hold on here.
My favorite stew, boysenberry pie...
and you got on that little kitty sweater
I got you a couple of years ago?
Miley Ray Stewart, you want something.
I just want my Daddy to know how much I love him.
This is gonna cost me big time, but I'm OK with it,
as long as I get an eyeball.
Dang Lily!
Wasn't that a touching movie?
The way that that dad learned how to
accept the boy that his daughter loves.
Now that is a role model for supportive parenting.
I'm just saying.
I 'gotta admit, heartwarming story...
It's a nice movie.
Certainly was.
-...It was all a bunch of hooie! -Hoo what?
There ain't no father in his right mind gonna forgive
that slime ball kid for what he did for hurting his daughter.
I know I wouldn't.
Oh, Dad. You don't mean that!
How about a fourth piece of pie?
Oh, sounds good but
You know what now I'm too agitated thinking about
what I do to that kid for breaking my daughter's heart!
It'd get mighty ugly, I'll tell you what.
Slime-ball stew! my favorite.
No, Mr Stewart please!
Miley will never forgive you!
Oh, sure she will.
As long as she gets an eyeball!
Where'd that breeze come from?
From that dry, baron wasteland of your cold, cold heart!
Huh?
Never mind.
And you are doing the dishes tonight,
you movie-hating, eyeball-hogging hillbilly! Whoa!
No, I'm not running away!
Oh boy
I'm through hiding!
Jake!
What are you doing?
Standing up for us!
And... protecting my face. Filming tomorrow.
Listen, Mr Stewart, I'm in love with your daughter,
and you're just going to have to deal with it... sir?
OK. I just got one question.
Who are you?
We've been dating for the past three weeks.
Three weeks, two days, and eight and a half hours.
Oh, babe, you got the hours...
I invented that myself!
I didn't even have my assistant to do it.
Now is he a keeper or what!
I think I could just wrap him in a recycling bag
and take him home!
Alright, Dad, look.
Go ahead, and yell at me.
Tell me how much you don't like him,
tell me I'm making the biggest mistake of my life,
because no matter what you say,
it's not going to make a difference.
I just can't believe you kept this from me.
I thought we had a better relationship than that.
Evidently I was wrong.
So was I...
that did make a difference.
Well Robby's mad... and Miley's sad.
Normally this, will make me glad
She's on her knees, she's begging please...
give her the chance of true romance!
She wanna things to be more better,
she even wore that kitty sweater. Meow!
What will she say? To Robby Ray?
If you 'wanna know, don't go away! Oohh yeah!
Oooh, boxing.
Nothing brings a father and daughter together more than
two grown men beating the snot out of each other.
Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.
But, I don't care...
I mean, this is just so nice.
Hey, daddy! Nacho cheese!
I get it now!
It's funny.
Hey Daddy, I'm trying to decide on what to
wear to next year's "Tween-Scene Awards".
I mean, I'm not nominated yet, but
with the incredible songs that you write,
I know I'm a true win.
So, what do you think?
It doesn't matter what I think.
You're gonna pick what you want anyway and then not tell me
until he walks into my house hiding behind a surfboard.
Fine. I guess I just won't wear anything.
All natural
My birthday suit
My skin sweater
Whatever.
Hey, big guy.
Remember that one time that I, argh, tried to go to
Florida all alone even though you said I couldn't.
Whoa, were you mad at me!
But then you wrote that beautiful song called
"Ready, Set, Don't Go,"
and we had a deeper richer relationship.
Not to mention a number one song!
Argh, talk about your biscuits and gravy.
So argh, how about we write a song about
what we're going through right now.
I'll start.
I want the best for my girl,
she can date any guy, do do dah.
Here we go, I want the best for my girl!
Mix it all together and... just the guys now!
I don't care what you say, I don't care what you say
Just cause you're my daddy doesn't mean you get it your way
Meany meany meaner, you're so meaner meaner
What do you think?
Truth or lying?
Lying, please.
-Whoa! -Best song ever!
I know, it's terrible.
-Stinkin'. -Worst song ever
Come on, you guys, I just can't concentrate.
I mean, as long as I keep dating Jake Dad's gonna be mad,
and, if I stop dating Jake I'm gonna be mad.
Whoa. That's... tough.
That's tough? That's all you got?
I mean, if it was your problem,
I would come up with
some crazy plan that would ultimately fix everything.
Someone forgot to bring a present to the friendship party!
I hope she's talking about you, 'cause I bought nothing.
This is not fair! I give you great ideas all the time, OK.
Remember last week, when we didn't know what to do,
and I suggested, "let's go to a movie".
And we did.
And then afterwards, you were hungry,
and I suggested pizza. And you loved it!
OK, that's two great ideas in one night.
Need I go on? I think not!
Hey Mr Stewart, how's it going?
Well it doesn't really matter how I think it's going, does it?
Why don't you ask my daughter how she thinks it's going,
that's all that seems to matter in my house!
OK, then.
I'm just gonna sit here, eat my shrimp and avoid eye contact.
But, Jesse, I love you!
It can't be over.
Look Rachel, I have been telling you for weeks,
I am just not feeling it anymore.
I'm sorry.
OK. Bye
Hey, Jesse, you and I need to have a little...
Hang on, boss.
Two, one...
Fine, I'll go, I have my pride
Just don't you even think about calling me at my new number.
Five, five, five, zero, one, two, nine.
Just get 5550129 out of your head,
'cause I won't answer!
-Hey, listen, man, you and I, we need to... -Not quite.
And I mean it!
Never call 5550129.
Even though we're on the same plan, it'll cost you.
OK, that's usually it.
Sounds like you go through this quite a bit.
Yeah. Chicks, huh?
Well it better stop.
Hey, listen, man,
I don't like the fact that you keep showing up late,
and I really don't like the way you treat chicks.
-But... -And I hate the fact that you keep interrupting me.
Now, you're a good guitar player,
but you're not that dang good.
You better pull yourself together or get out.
OK, OK. It won't happen again.
Whoa. Your dad does not like Jesse.
Not kidding.
I mean, he pushes his buttons.
He's late... he's mean to girls...
heck, the only button he hasn't pushed is...
Who ate the last apple fritter?
Whoa. Man, imagine if you had gone out
with Jesse when he asked you.
I know. I mean compared to Jesse, Jake is like...
one, big, yummy catfish eyeball!
Hey, hey. Wait, I got it!
OK, after rehearsal, you get Jesse to ask you out,
making sure your dad can hear, which of course, freaks him out
and you say,
"Oh, oh, would you rather I date Jake?"
and he says, "Yes, anybody but, Mr always late,
mean to girls, eats apple fritter guy!"
Boo ya! Another great idea from the mind
that brought you movies and a pizza!
Finally!
Let's do this
Yeah! Great rehearsal everybody.
'Course, that's just my opinion.
It probably doesn't mean much.
Alright.
That's it. Time for operation 'Dad's da-loob'.
What?
Dad's da-loob.
Operation Date a bad boy so Jake looks better.
D'argh!
Whoa. You two are freaky.
Hey, hey Jesse. Can I talk to you for a minute in private?
Sure, we can go...
No, no, no, no. It's way to drafty, bad for the pipes.
M... M... M... Much better, right here!
Argh, yeah. Under the air vent.
Much better. So, what's up?
Yeah, remember the other day when you, argh, you know...
Yeah, Gary, listen. Robby Ray here,
let me take this outside for a second...
Oh, you're right, it's like a meat locker in here! Let's go!
Yeah, listen, Gary, I think we're going to
have to flip the boat of the show at the Seattle date.
Aha?
Yeah, so um, you remember the other day when you argh...
Asked me out!
I'm right here!
Yeah, let me take this outside,
these folks have evidently never been out of the house before.
So, you wanna go out?
What!
-Do you want to go out? -What!
Do you wanna go out? And that's as loud as I'm doing it.
Oh, I think that did the trick.
Hannah, I'm not sure what's going on, but...
Well I am.
See, Hannah likes a boy that I don't like.
And she knows that I don't like you.
So she's asked you out hoping that I don't like you
more than the boy that I don't like that she does.
Simple.
Dad, that's not true.
I really like Jesse,
because he is an apple-fritter stealing bad boy.
Bad to the bone.
Oh, Okey-dokey.
In that case, here's the keys to my car,
have her home by morning.
What?
Do you see the words "FOOL" written on this forehead?
I weren't a fool yesterday and I ain't one today.
Neither am I.
And I don't like being liked just to prove that
I am less likeable than some other guy that he doesn't like.
And yeah, I did eat the apple fritter, and it was good.
Hi!
Hope you like the show.
We weren't ears dropping!
-We were just... -filling ourselves in, ahead of time,
to save you the trouble later.
-It's really a consideration thing. -Yeah...
-We... -Yeah, we'll see you at home.
Dad. I'm gonna' date Jake.
I just don't want to do it behind your back.
Well, I don't want you to do that either.
So what are we going to do about it?
I guess we'll do it like we do everything else.
Take one step at a time.
You know, I'm still not sure I like that boy, but
you went through all that trouble,
I should at least give you a chance.
I love you, Dad.
-Unless you were to change your mind... -Daddy!
You're right, you're right.
Bad parenting. I should be ashamed.
Unless you were to change your mind then...
Afraid not, big guy.
No offense, but
what in the same heck am I doing sitting here hugging you?
I got a boyfriend to call! Bye
They're no longer in a fight, man.
Everything gonna be alright, man.
All day and all the night, man.
Or is it, man?
Jake, I couldn't wait to tell you...
I'll call you back.
Jesse.
Hey, man, listen.
I'm really sorry about the whole dating thing.
Forget it!
Come on, Jesse, you can't be mad,
I mean it's not like we were together or anything.
Jesse!
Oh, come on!
Come on!
Jesse?
I'm happy for you. Looks like you got what you wanted.
Okey... still sensing a little bit of edge here.
Oh, I get it.
Someone's used to being in control!
Am I right?
Who's right? I am!
I really like you, OK?
What?
Don't worry about it. I am a big boy, and I will get over it.
Besides, it's pretty obvious
that you're winning this other guy.
I am.
Well. He's very lucky... and I hope he knows it.
Thanks.
I mean... I kinda think that he could be the one.
That's a good line for a song.
I mean, I'd lose the whole kinda part,
it makes it sound a little bit one foot in, one foot out.
Yeah...
he could be the one.
He could be the one. He could be the one.
He could be the one.
He could be the one. He could be the one.
He could be the one.
He's lightning
Sparks are flyin'
Everywhere I go he's always on my mind and
I'm goin' crazy
About him lately
I can't help myself from how my heart is racing
Perfect!
And I can't help myself from how my heart is racing
And I think I'm really digging on his vibe
He really blows me away
He's got something special, He's got something special
And when he's looking at me I wanna get all sentimental
Smooth-talking
So rockin'
He's got everything that a girl's wantin'
He's such a cutie
He's getting to me
And when he's walking to his room it's like a movie
Think I'm really falling for his smile
Get butterflies when he says my name
He's got something special, He's got something special
And when he's talking to me I wanna get all sentimental
He's got something special, He's got something special
I can hardly breathe, something telling me,
telling me maybe he could be the one
Oh, look at you.
You're all chocked up, come here.
I love the song.
And I love that you wrote it just for me.
Yep... that's what I did.
First Miley had a guy, who she had to hide.
But her daddy said OK and she was satisfied.
Then Jesse came and knocked her cool,
and Miley turned into a fool.
A fool for love.
She needs help from above!
Now Jesse's here, and so is Jake.
But which one will she pick so she won't make a huge mistake?
Jake, as cute as he can be.
But Jesse brings some mystery.
Which will she choose? Which guy will win?
Which guy will lose? Say hey!
I can't believe it, everything is finally working out for us!
Sure is.
I, argh... got a tickle.
Really?
Yeah, you know, I wouldn't want to
kiss you and then sneeze on you
and get you all Jesse... messy!
Get you all messy.
Yeah, I... get you sick too. Whoa, would not want that.
I think it's worth the risk.
Not me! Yeah Not me! Because, argh...
I care too much about you, mister.
So I'm going to be strong for the both of us and say,
see you later guitar player... Gladiator!
See you later guitar player's
what I used to say to my Dad when I was little.
'Cause, my dad's a guitar player.
Whoa, yep that's fever.
OK, well you get some rest and feel better
and know that I am thinking about you
every minute until I see you again,
and when I fall asleep, I'll dream about you.
Are you going to dream about me?
Oh, I sure hope so.
But, you know, dreams, they're uncontrollable little suckers.
Can't control what pops into your head but
Yeah.
it could be you, could be a sandwich, I mean,
your Jess... guess.
Your guess is just as good as mine.
Air kiss, bye!
Lily, it's me. You have got to get over here right now!
Yeah, Miley, I'm a little busy right now.
-Pulling, pulling, pulling! -I'm sorry!
Oliver's got this big knot in his hair
and I'm trying to get it out with a...
-Hurting, hurting, hurting! -Sorry, honey!
Lily, I mean it! Right now, it's code red!
Code red!
Why didn't you say so?
Man, you weren't kidding about that knot.
And he thought I couldn't get it out.
Oh my gosh, you're in love with Jesse?
Not in love with Jesse!
And yet you're seeing his head on Jake's body?
Interesting...
OK, fine!
I'm a little bit attracted to him, but...
I can control it.
Because I am not gonna let this ruin
you know, what I have with Jake.
I mean, we have such... history, we have way too much history
you know throw it away
on some intense, imbruting, passionate,
strong... yet sensitive guy...
Miley!
Who has his warm, brown eyes...
that move you like the moon with the tide,
you know, it...dances, dances all the time itself.
Well, as long as you can control it.
Control what?
Oh boy!
Whoa! Nothing like a two mile run to make a man
feel the one in the world.
Great, must be nice to be you.
Well, hello to you little Miss Mood Swing!
I thought you'd be all happy now that everything is
in the open with you and Jake.
I am happy! I'm thrilled.
Overjoyed. Ecstatic!
Isn't that right Lily?
Right, yeah, happy!
Never seen her happier,
is that the face of a happy girl or what!
OK, then... argh, you should be excited to know that
I was thinking about inviting Jake over for dinner
so he and I can get to know each other a little better!
Yeah, that sounds like a great idea!
Having Jake over for dinner, 'cause he's my boyfriend.
My only boyfriend.
The only one that I want.
The only one that I need.
You get that, mister!
Sweet niblets! Honey, what I'm trying to say is, argh,
you and I need a little code word for
when you're dealing with these teenage girl things.
Something like... the walrus sings at midnight.
The walrus sings at Midnight?
The walrus sings at midnight, that's it.
Daddy, the walrus sings at midnight!
Right, I get it I get it, argh...
I might go for another run,
a little more wonders with the world you know what I mean.
I have got... I have got to get over this stupid Jesse thing!
How? I mean, you're with him like every day!
I know, but I'm a professional.
I can shake it off.
Really? OK, alright, well...
Let's say this cookie jar is Jessie. OK?
And he's playing, and your eyes meet as you're singing,
He could be the one, He could be the one...
Miley? Miley!
-Miley! -Arghh!
That was not me, that was the cookie jar!
He made the first move.
The toaster warned me about you, mister!
Bad monkey.
Miley, you just kissed a ceramic monkey
and then broke up with it!
How are you going to control yourself
when you see the real Jesse, I mean,
put a paper bag over his head?
Of course not,
come on, Lily, that is, that is ridiculous.
I can hardly breathe, something telling me,
telling me maybe he could be the one
he could be the one. he could be the one.
he could be the one.
OK, this is not working!
That's because you, are not giving it a chance.
Kids are going to love the whole you know
"Hannah Mont-animal" thing.
It's going to be great for the tour!
Because it's like the circus, with music.
Am I right? I am always thinking. Always... whoa!
I'm alright!
Maybe we should just call it a day.
Yeah, um, OK...
Alright I'm going out on a limb here,
but this is not your best idea.
I know.
I just 'gotta learn you know, to be around Jesse
without getting all you know, weak-kneed.
Oh, sweet sweaty niblets!
OK OK Alright, alright.
Be strong. Be strong, you can do this.
OK, what give, you are way too smart
to come up with something this stupid.
Hey! For your information
you are looking at a girl stupid enough
to dress up as a chicken, a duck, a swan...
A pirate, a carrot.
Oh, and once, at Make-a-Moose,
she had an explosion in her pants.
It's not what it sounds like.
Look, my point is, I am completely stupid.
Fine, if you don't want to tell me what's going on,
I'm outta here.
No, Jesse, please.
It's honesty time.
-Lola? -Yeah.
It's honesty time.
Yeah.
Go!
Fine, I'll go to the bathroom...
I'm attracted to you, OK!
Really?
Yes, but I'm not going to do anything about it.
Really?
Really.
Because, you know... I have someone, that's caring, and loyal
and is always going to be there for me.
Are you dating a guy, or a golden retriever?
Stop it! Look, the point is that I love Jake.
And, I'm not going to ruin that
just because of some smooth-talking,
good looking and tense bruting,
sweetie. Strong, yet sensitive guy who...
Do me a favor.
Put this on for me.
There.
You're a heartbreaker,
and I just, I just can't be with someone like that.
-Wait a min... -Hey.
I saw you dump that girl the other day.
Just what I thought.
I dumped her because I met you.
How many times have you used that one before?
OK... a lot.
But this time I mean it.
It's different with you,
I can't get you out of my head.
Your laugh... the way you lose yourself in a song...
the way you love life...
Just say no if you want me to stop.
No! No! No!
See, I can't do this because, argh,
I mean, I wanna kiss you.
You have no idea how much I want to kiss you.
Boy, do I want to kiss you!
You wanna what?
Jakey!
I was just writing a song for you,
You have no idea how much I want to kiss you.
My Jakey wakey baby, yeah yeah yeah let's go!
Isn't that right Jesse?
What?
Yeah... I don't believe it either.
Look Jake, nothing happened
and nothing was going to happen.
She wanted it to.
One problem at a time, please.
Look, you know how I feel about you Jake.
I thought I did!
Now, I'm not so sure.
When you figure it out, let me know.
Me too.
But for what it was worth, I wanted to kiss you too.
Whoaw.
Go to the bathroom, you just miss everything.
Hey Miles, we got here as fast as we could.
Yeah, we would've been here sooner,
but somebody thought code red meant
stop and get frozen yoghurt on the way to Miley's!
Oh, that's funny.
I don't remember this bothering you
when you were eating most of it!
Hey.
Oh. How selfish am I.
I mean, my life is practically falling apart, but argh...
I'm interrupting a yoghurt crisis!
Sorry, OK. We're here for you.
OK, so argh...so what's the deal?
Both of these guys are
just waiting for you to make up your mind?
Yeah.
Man. I 'gotta tell you Miley,
if I found out that Lily was torn between me and another guy,
I would walk right up to her, and I would say...
What?
You would say what?
...You take all the time you need, sweetheart,
I am here for you and only you,
would you like a foot massage?
Oh. See, this is why I love you.
And why you would even think
I would even look at another guy,
because I am a one-guy kind of girl.
I don't go buzzing around like some little Queen diva who...
One little pretty flower, next pretty flower
But that's just me!
You know, I don't make any judgements.
Oh, look at the time, we're late!
Late for what, we just got here.
-We're just late, OK! -OK!
You know, whatever choice you make, it's gonna be OK.
Let's face it, they're both gorgeous.
What!
In a way that's totally unattractive to me personally,
because to me, it's not about the looks.
Excuse me?
Which is why your rigid good looks are just icing on the cake!
-You're darn right, there. -Yeah!
Man, this is just so hard.
I mean, you... we have so much history.
I mean, I loved you, and then I couldn't stand you,
then I loved you, then I couldn't stand you again, and
then you did the whole 'Gotcha' thing
and then then we kissed and...
argh!
And you. I mean, Jesse, we have no history.
But when we were writing that song... something just clicked.
And then you said all those incredibly sweet things and
then we almost kissed, which brings me back to... argh!
Why do you have to be so wonderful!
Why can't you guys just do the honorable thing and stink!
Hey, watch it!
What do you see in this guy anyway?
Oh, real macho movie star are you,
not to fight not to fight
Come on, I know you had a thing with him
but that doesn't mean you have to stay with him out of guilt.
Guilt? She loves me!
-Oh. -Not you.
I think you mean loved.
As in, the past.
As in, that was then, and this is Jesse-time.
-Jake time. -Jesse time!
-Jake! -Jesse!
Stop it! Arghh!!!
You OK?
Daddy. I'm yelling at pictures.
Does this seem normal to you?
Mile, in this family
I stopped expecting normal a long time ago.
What's going on?
Well, remember Jesse?
The one that I pretended to like
so maybe you'd like Jake a little better?
-Oh, no. -Oh yeah.
So you don't like Jake anymore?
Didn't say that!
-Oh, no. -Oh yeah.
-Oh, boy. -Actually, oh boys.
Oh, well.
Sounds like you got yourself into
a pretty tough situation here.
I really feel for you.
Oh, but it's clear to me there's only one thing you can do.
Dump 'em both, and buy shoes. Two pair, I'll pay, your choice.
Daddy.
OK. Three pair,
and I'll go with Italian not even blink an eye
Dad, you are no help at all. No guy is!
The only thing you are good for is opening jars, changing tires
and going downstairs with a baseball bat
when we think we hear something.
Men are useless, yes it's true.
I'm a man, and so are you.
Don't ask us stuff, 'cause we're always wrong.
We don't even know how to end this song.
La la la la la la la la
Dad. You can show me as many pictures of shoes as you want,
but it's not going to change anything.
But bookmark the page for when I'm feeling better.
Now Mile,
I know I'm not much good when it comes to this kind of thing,
but I think I know someone who is.
Oh no.
Dad, you're not going to show me
that Gilligan's Island episode
where he has to choose between Ginger and Mary-Anne
and ends up loosing the both of them.
Yeah, and the banana raft.
I thought for sure it was going to
get them off the island that time.
But don't worry, I am positive you have not seen this before.
Just click on play.
Hey, baby girl.
Mom?
Well, if you're watching this,
it means you've reached an age
where you're having boy troubles,
and your daddy's only solution is
to bring out one of those goofy Gilligan Island episodes.
Hey, the Gilligan messages are about the option deals a lot
Blue Jeans' right,
he says would you just hush up and hold the camera?
Come here.
Now, honey, you're probably wishing I was there to help you.
But the truth is, even if I was,
I'd be telling you exactly what I am telling you now.
The only voice that really matters, is the one inside you.
It's easier than you think.
And if you listen to your heart,
an answer will always come to you.
It's gonna be OK, sweet pea. I love you.
I love you too.
Alright. OK,
OK, heart. I'm listening, let's hear the answer.
Still listening.
Don't be shy. Just you and me here!
...Jake.
Well I guess that this means...
Jesse? Oh, mud crunkies!
Hi, I can't get to the phone right now,
but I really, really want to hear what you have to say.
Please leave me a message.
And I don't care what links,
because I really, really want to hear what you have to say.
Beep!
Hey, it's me. I just wanted to say that...
I feel kinda bad about...
Putting you on the spot like that.
The bottom line is...
No matter what you decide...
I just want you to be happy.
Arghh!
Two boys that just want me to be happy?
You didn't see that one coming, did you mom?
I thought you said it was easy...
"listening to your heart".
I thought you said it was easy,
listening to your heart
I thought you said I'd be ok
So why am I breaking apart?
Don't wanna be torn
Why is all this so confusing
complicated and consuming
Why did all this made me angry
I want to go back to being happy
(Hannah Montana - Don't Wanna Be Torn)
Whoaw.
So it's not me.
It's just... when your picture landed in front of me,
I...
You were disappointed.
I'm sorry, Jesse...
there's just something between Jake and me.
Well like I said, he's a lucky guy.
Go on. It's OK.
Thanks.
Miley, Miley!
I got your message, so is it me, or...
Jake!!
She was in love with both guys!
But she had to choose.
Which meant the other would lose.
She was in love with both guys!
Then she listened to her heart
and now you know it helped her choose the right guy.
He's got something special, He's got something special
And when he's looking at me I wanna get all sentimental
He's got something special, He's got something special
I can hardly breathe, something telling me,
telling me maybe he could be the one
he could be the one. he could be the one.
he could be the one.
You sure?
he could be the one.
(Hannah Montana - He Could Be The One)